At one point, man was driving a 	backhoe, daydreaming about Brigitte Bardot. The next thing you know, he's putting on nail polish. What the hell is happening!?

In the days of Abe Lincoln, Men wrestled and made houses out of logs and fashioned hats out of unsuspecting woodland creatures. This resulted in a certain set of shared physical characteristics. But as Man's way of life has been curtailed, so has he been reduced to a sleek, seductive shadow of his former masculine self.




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